The British High Street For Sale
by Anorak | 6th, February 2009
“FOR SALE,” says the Indy’s front page, “The British High Street.”
Anorak has walked down the local high street and done and inventory of the kind of stock your money can buy.
4329 squashed pieces of chewing gum
1,987 fast food cartons
543 flyers for Peppermint Hippo lap dancing club (for BBW enthusiasts)
54 dustbins
17 learner plates
9 police traffic cones formed into a pyramid
7 puddles of vomit
3 people called Gary urinating by Boots the Chemist
A shoe (black, size 6)
1 bagpipe player
And countless empty shops people by staff in scratchy jumpers and deteriorating skin.
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