Chris Brown And Rihanna’s Groundbreaking Hit
POP star Rihanna is wounded, allegedly by one Chris Brown. Says the Mirror, in Anorak’s euphemism of the day:
Pop star Rihanna’s relationship with boyfriend Chris Brown was hanging by a thread last night after he allegedly bit her in his rented Lamborghini
Ouch!
In the Tabloid Telegraph, the story is given its dues:
Brown - whose dancing ability draws frequent comparisons to a young Michael Jackson - has previously spoken of the ‘terror’ he felt when witnessing his mother suffering domestic abuse at the hands of his stepfather.
“He made me terrified all the time, terrified like I had to pee on myself,” Brown told Giant magazine.
So what of Rihanna?
A source says her injuries are “horrific.” The source tells TMZ that Rihana has two huge and swelled up “contusions” on both sides of her forehead.
He bit her forehead?
Anorak has been studying the gangsta chic of street music for some time. We’ve seen smacked down hoes, muvverfuggin pistil whippin beetchas and more booty spankings than a Max Mosley sponsored England first XI, but a bite in the head is a new one. It might even be groundbreaking.
Other injures are said to include: split lip, bloody nose, bites marks on fingers and one arm.
Grim stuff. But -hey - this is gangsta rap and urban hip-hip, right kidz. if Chris and Rihanna can put it to music and make a decent video, they have a monster hit – literally!
Posted: 10th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (41) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 8th, 2009 at 1:01 am
HA
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
DID YOU KNOW THAT RIHANNA AND CHRIS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER
RIP OFF
February 16th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Damn!
I’m really, really sorry, yampster; I’d forgotten the back-story…
February 16th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
George’s Mum is still poorly. How could you
February 16th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
There’s something familiar about Rorrey.
Perhaps we should subtly hint that the MI5/FBI dead letter drop is still on the George thread…
February 16th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I see you’ve taken your email address off. You’ve learned something today then
February 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
HA i think you are really sad the lot of you mybe you find it fun to talk about things that you no jack all about but what you are doing ruines peoples lifes so GROW UP and get a grip ! the lot of you!!!
February 16th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
i do no how to spell actually i got an A* grade in english
February 16th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Who, me? washing powder,spray polish, vacuum cleaner all that sort of stuff. It gets much worse later , the iron…………
February 16th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Wot u on?
February 16th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
website is a long word…..
February 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
26 yampster Says:
February 16th, 2009 at 10:37 am
ur rite im goin to get a buk an reed it
Thanks. My PC is now wearing some of my lunch but it was worth it.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
an wes not daft enuf to put r email adi’s in wear it say website
February 16th, 2009 at 11:58 am
yeah, that’s why she cancelled the Malaysian gig, because she was allegedly a teensy weensy bit upset….
Rorrey - you may be right, but at least we know how to spell….
February 16th, 2009 at 10:44 am
He’s allegedly apologised for allegedly hitting her
February 16th, 2009 at 10:37 am
ur rite im goin to get a buk an reed it
February 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
none of u no wat ur talkin about how bout u get on wiv ur own lifes !
February 15th, 2009 at 10:43 am
…and that is just not cool
February 15th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Rihanna was obviously just feeling a little sensitivity after being allegedly beaten up by Brown, that is why the police thought her injuries serious enough to send her to hospital,allegedly, and why her sensitivities needed a touch of surgery, allegedly.
Nothing to write about, just a silly little girl being a bit sensitive….shame on you Anokrak…..stop bullying and biting Mr. Brown or he just might piss his pants.
February 13th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
have some sensitivity. in my opinion he should not hit her,but if she provoked it, i would have the same. but not as bad.
February 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
he just threatened her! thats all they argued!
they are fine now and want people to stop talking about it !
old news!
February 13th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Georgina (15) - so she gave herself a black eye and bite marks, is that it…???
wake up girly, just because he’s famous doesn’t mean he’s nice…..
February 12th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
ah yes that’s right
February 12th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
You’re thinking of a De Dion-Bouton,
February 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
yampster is lamborghini a euphemism for something down below?
February 12th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
He is not supposed to have hit her. He is supposed to have bitten her in the lamborghini, the very thought of which brings tears to the eyes
February 12th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I dont believe this one bit about chris bornw hitting her thats a load of shit!
February 12th, 2009 at 7:38 am
A lot of love songs, poetry and honeyed words happen after delivering a beating, sam(1). A lot of men think that’s what they’re for.
February 11th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
ur all idiots chris brown would never do such a thing a mean every song hes wrote is a f**in love song so stop wastin ur sime writing sh*t
Moderator - we already have a ’sam’ ,if you wish to post please add a ‘1′
February 11th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
During a long and vicious Rugby career no one actually BIT me in the head.
Feet, fists, knees, and elbows have all connected with my skull but never a bite.
Perhaps I dont look tasty
Of course, after all those blows it’s tough to remember.
February 10th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
anorak.co.uk sucks monkey balls