Patient’s Fart Sets Fire To Genitals In Surgery
A HOSPTIAL patient in Denmark broke wind during an operation and set fire to his gentials.
The man, age 30, was having a mole removed from his backside with an electric knife. He farted. The gas caused a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.
The man offers:
“When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Beside the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”
The surgeons called it “an unoftuante accident”.
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March 19th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
…gives a whole new meaning to the word “firecrotch”….
…or even “great balls of fire” for those old enough to remember….!
March 19th, 2009 at 7:54 am
You don’t soak the genitals in surgical spirit, believe me. Not after the first time anyway
March 19th, 2009 at 6:03 am
Poor guy, that must have hurt like a bitch! Weird story though!
March 19th, 2009 at 5:45 am
Hilarious yet emphatetic.