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Susan Boyle Named UN Ambassador

by | 26th, April 2009

susan-boyle-gordon-brownSIMON Cowell says Susan Boyle might not win Britain’s Got Talent. But she might win a gig at the UN.

As we learn:

Even Kofi Annan, the ex-United Nations chief, was asking Gordon Brown about Susan when they met last week.

Even Kofi Anan… Wow! Kofi Anan,  head groupie at the UN, where ambassadors take in Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Nick Carter, Naomi WAtts, Geri Halliwell and the discussion is on Battlestar Gallactica and whether Whoppie Goldberg is of this planet?

And Gordon Brown, who can be heard explaining Amy Winehouse (cause and effect) to Nelson Mandela, and whose Celebrity Year Book can be viewed here, and whose wife Sarah is breaking shoes with notables in London and breaking bread with showbiz ex-pats in LA. Even him:

And on Thursday Mr Annan quizzed crisis-plagued Brown about her after giving a speech in Kirkcaldy, Scotland.

In fact, the first thing Annan said to Brown on the way to dinner was: “So, tell me about Susan Boyle.”

Followed by questions on Gordon’s iPod and if Obama can sing. 

Back to Cowell’s message to Boyle:

“Get yourself together, sweetheart, for the big one-which is the semi-finals.

“Choose the right song, focus yourself, shut your front door, maybe take a holiday and come back to the person you want to be and not as the person you think you should be.”

Come back as the tanned and lithesome Armani Dolce.

Speaking at the launch of America’s Got Talent in California, he added: “IF she gets through the semi-finals she MAY get through to the final and she MAY win.

“But it could all go horribly wrong because there are so many other distractions.”

Like quitting while she’s ahead, then producing her own album and making loadsa money while her star is on the up…



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