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Harvey Mummifies Katie Price In Peter Andre Divorce

by | 27th, May 2009

harvey-priceKATIE Price is reunited with Harvey for the joy and curiosity of OK! readers.

Harvey is now the size of one of Katie’s want away Jordans, and looks every inch the bosom of his mother’s love as he seems to be wondering what she’s doing back in his house.

While mum wrestled with a white bikini (surely her conscience – Ed) in the Mall-deeves, Harvey played with the two nannies and Katie’s mum on call. Harvey was the cock that got the cream. In the split he had scored three women and a house.

Then mum came back and those bright lights started popping and people told him to smile and there were cameras – always the cameras…

Katie says Junior is into Peter Andre. And Princesss Tiamiiimiaaniminnimiaani is into her.

Says Katie:

“She’s mummified and Junior is daddified.”

While Princess Tiamiminina etc. plays dress ups in mum’s old bandages, Katie says it’s not a “publicity stunt” – “absolutely not a publicity sting”.

And we read on…

Harvey Gets The House In Katie Price And Jordan Divorce
Katie Price And Peter Andre See Each Other For First Time And Split
Katie Price’s Ex Lover Goes With A Bang
Big Brother Star Tells Of ‘Affair’ With Married Katie Price
Katie Price And Me: The Other Women Tell All
Katie Price and Peter Andre Interview In Full
Katie Price Smells Worse Than Britney Spears And Jade Goody
Katie Price To Sue Newspapers Over Divorce From Peter Andre

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