Man And Woman Having Sex In Public Looking For Cyst

IN Denver, a 39-year-old woman and a 43-year-old man are issued with summonses on suspicion of public indecency.

When an officer arrived, he found the woman lying on her back with her pants around her knees and the man on top of the woman, pulling up his pants.

The officer asked what they were doing, to which the pair had no response. When the officer told them people had called saying they were having sex, the man said he was “checking her cyst for her.”

A second opinion:

The woman then said, “It’s true, he was looking at my cyst for me.”

When asked if the man was a doctor, he replied, “No.”

Sitting next to the pair was an open 24 oz can of beer. When asked if it belonged to them, the pair said it was there when they arrived.

For medicinal purposes, occifer. Police issue tickets.

After they signed their summonses, they were allowed to wait for the bus.

Is there a doctor on board?

Anorak

Posted: 7th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink