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Madonna And Guy Are Reunited

by | 16th, June 2009

madonna-super-groupGRAZIA magazine says that Madonna’s latest adoption has a “twist” – it “REUNITED Madonna & Guy.”

Little David Banda Twist, the orphan of Olde London Town, is now joined on Madonna’s knee in New York by Little Orphan Mercy, or Annie Chifundo James, as is her given name.

“Mercy” might have been what she was heard to cry as Madonna eyed her and set about recruiting the little one for her new super group – a black boy, a white girl, a black girl and a white boy. It will be sensational – a deconstructed Michael Jackson with eight legs and four brave hearts headed by Madonna Von Trapp dressed as a dirty nun.

But where’s papa Guy? Grazia says he’s right by Madonna’s side, offering a “gushing statement about Madonna’s parenting skills” to, well, Grazia doesn’t say. And that he’s preparing to raise Mercy as his own.

So close are Madge and Guy that a source says guy “made himself available at al times for Madonna at the end of the phone or email.”

Yes, indeed, so close are guy and Madge that he gave her his phone number and will receive her emails. How’s that for a united family unit?

Meanwhile, over in New York, the “African–themed nursery” is being made ready in Madonna’s big flat, possibly featuring the Tarzan rope bridge, genital mutilation and a white angel taking children away never to be seen nor heard from again…



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