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Daily Mail: Children Must Be Kept Indoors

by | 29th, June 2009

daily-wail1111 MEDIA Scare stories: Anorak’s daily look at horror stories making news: Parents warned to keep children indoors as Britain faces emergency heatwave warning

The Dail Mail tells mums and dads to keep the kidzzzz indoors, lest they:

a) Melt

b) Be photographed

c) Inhale fumes from hot Tarmac

d) Catch cancer

e) Meet an immigrant

f) Get hot

g) Miss EastEnders

Answer: f) Hospitals

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