Baboons Attack Tourists In Liverpool
TO Knowsley Safari Park, Merseyside, where the locals are breaking into car rooftop luggage boxes with a number of families having to watch helplessly as hairy hands grabbed their clothes and vanished up the park’s trees with them.
Says one baboon:
“Hey, mister. Mind yer car for yous? C’Mon Liverpool! Me uncle used to go to school with Ringo Starr…”
Posted: 21st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 22nd, 2009 at 10:47 am
HA! Them scousers, they nick stuff. SATIRE!!! God, that must have taken you ages. SATIRE!!!
July 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 am
Is there any difference Dr Eggman?
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 am
Surely you mean a jungle sale June?
July 21st, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Its a jumble sale
July 21st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Well, it wasn’t really a joke so much as an observation and I’m worried that I’ve built it up a bit now, but if you search under Chester Zoo up on the top of the page it’s the story about the 30 chimps…..
July 21st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Please do!
I don’t think I know it.
July 21st, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Yes please Doc!
July 21st, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Can I do my monkey/scouser joke again then?