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Lady Gaga Says Bondage Makes You Gay

by | 13th, August 2009
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gaga-2 LADY Gaga is naked on the cover of OUT magazine. Jimmy Savile lookalike ( pictured ) Gaga will do anything to stop you looking at her face . Or her penis . Yes, dear reader, the web is rife with rumours that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite , or a drag act, or one of the Lady Boys of Bangkok .

So long as you don’t look at her face, you can say what you like about Madonna’s camel .

If Gaga was in the UK, we’d have hundreds of pictures of her face. The UK has 20 pet cent of the world’s CCTV. The only place Gaga’s face would not be seen would be on BBC3 or the House of Lords, and Ladies.

Says Gaga:

“I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream. It’s not an underground tool for me. It’s my whole life. So I always sort of joke that the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.”

jimmy_sav_mic To turn the world

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