Large Hadron Collider Sparks Sex Craze

WHEN the devilish Large Hadron Collider fired up – briefly – the world stood on the brink of end.

Switzerland was doomed - such a waste of all that tidying. Austria would be next. But the destruciton would not end there - and the world would notice.

In Brisbane, Australia teenagers saw it as the time for one last goodbye note. Keen to leave a legacy to aliens in future millennia future, two students aged between 13 and 15 were filmed engaged in sex acts in the toilets during school hours.

It is understood the girl wanted to lose her virginity to the boy - believing that the world was about to end. Another student filmed the sex acts on his mobile phone… and then circulated it around the school and the wider community via bluetooth.

There is talk of criminal proceedings for recording and distributing the images

But these images are not cartoons, so such a prosecution is unlikely in the land Down Under – beneath the Doomsday Machine…

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