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Lindsay Lohan Is Face And Camel Toe For Ungaro

by | 9th, September 2009

7753675SO why is Lindsay Lohan the new “artistic advisor” to designer Emanuel Ungaro? Is it her work with gilded turds, her patronage of the TurdWear brand that enables young with-its to lay a turd just like Lindsay?

Mounir Moufarrige, Ungaro’s chief executive officer, says “the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”

It’s all about the buzz. Hear that? That is the buzz. Says Lindzzzzzzzzzay Lohan:

When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it. I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me.”

Clothing is a thing of interest to Lindsay. She really did deliberately pull her undercarriage into a pair of Max Wall’s old leggings that showed off the contours to her primary sexual characteristics.

And Lohan’s success as artistic advisor can be measured in real terms, as WWD explains:

Indeed, a Google search for the star of “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday” yields more than 26 million results, versus only 1.3 million for Ungaro, a couture house founded in 1965 that has been wracked by instability in the design department since its founding couturier retired in 2004.

Officially speaking, Ungaro is 20 times less popular than Lindsay Lohan. And Lindsay has a vision to make the gap wider:

“Every woman wants to be sexy — without being too much. I want it to be simple and easy. I really think less is more — and you can add on more with accessories.”

It’s all about not wearing much and looking easy. And the buzzzz. As Moufarrige says:

“If we go fourfold, I would not be surprised. This is an electric shock.”

You can hear the buzzzzz…

Spotter: D-listed

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Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan at the premiere of 'Georgia Rule' in New York, May 8, 2007.



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