G20 Sneeze Fetishist Arrested For Attacking Woman With Pepper Spray

TO Commerce, Texas, where a local man is accused of blowing a white powdery substance in the face of a female shop assistant at Commerce Hardware and Feed.

Says Commerce Police Chief Kerry Crews.

“In my entire career I’ve never heard of anything like this. I’ve checked with my detectives and they haven’t heard of anything like it either.”

“We found out he’s got a problem. He becomes aroused by females sneezing.”

The powder turned out to be white pepper.

The shop worker is duly rushed to hospital suffering from an irritated throat and arm, leading to the sneeze fetishist being charged with aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury.

Leading to a snort of derision all round.

Meanwhile, weird men who like to dress up in paramilitaty garb and do battle with weird men who like to sniff scarves are inhaling pepper spray on the streets.

Had only our pervert man gone to the G20 summit as a copper, he’d have remained free and aroused…

Anorak

Posted: 28th, September 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink