Amy Winehouse’s New Breasts Get Caught In A Lift At Q Awards: Pictures
AT the Q Awards, Amy Winehouse appeared a few seconds after her new breasts, the ones her dad Mitch calls “fantastic”. Amy also has full lips and a nose covered in freckles that when joined up with a felt tip form a picture of a gibbon hailing a taxi.
Hats off to Amy for helping to give hacks something news to talk about other than her music. When she stopped her drugs, there was a panic. Now Amy has the new breasts ho help us pass the time. Sure, they look like two bald doctors examining her chest, but health is all.
Amy Winehouse is here to present the ‘inspiration’ award to The Specials. But Amy misses her cue, twice. A presenter called Don Letts prattles on - He asks: “What do I do if I’m Amy?” He drinks a pint of lager and says: “I feel sick now” – until Amy arrives.
Amy Winehouse tells one and all that she got “stuck in a lift”. You can picture the scene as the doors close with only her new breasts pass the gate. Walk faster, Amy. You need to recalibrate.
Here are the pictures – full marks if you identify all the acts:
Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 27th, 2009 at 8:23 am
percy stilton says:
October 27th, 2009 at 12:03 am
DD….since you are a bit bi-lingual ….how would you say….white van man?
The last time I was in the UK it seemed that the delivery vans are now silver not white.
I assume that the plural of white van man is white ven men.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Holly’s been relaxing and doing too much.
His artificial poppy looks the only living thing in focus.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Who would have thought that Holly Johnson would survive to become Quentin Crisp
October 27th, 2009 at 12:03 am
DD….since you are a bit bi-lingual ….how would you say….white van man?
October 26th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Percy, you need to speak more than one language.
Black “cab driver”
versus
“Black cab” driver.
October 26th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
: )
October 26th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
percy stilton says:
October 26th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
No Percy, he’s not a black cab driver, he’s definitely Jewish.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Bob Dylan the black cab driver?….. Does Mitch know about this?
October 26th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I still say that she is Bob Dylan’s secret love child.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
It looks to me like Amy Wino has been reading KP’s new book, Standing Out, and picked some fantastic style tips.