Kerry Katona In Coronation Street Shocker
MORE time for some non-news on Kerry Katona, the face of ownbrand ketchups.
The Sun says the Kerry Katona will not be appearing in the ITV comedy-drama Benidorm.
The Sun then adds:
Whispers the ex-Atomic Kitten would be seen on Coronation Street were also denied.
In other non-news:
Kerry Katona’s mother Sue claims she faces being homeless because of her daughter’s huge debts. Katona owes £497,982.83 to the taxman and the £130,000 terraced house in which her estranged mother lives is being handed over to help clear the debt.
Kerry Katons’s mum has no house. We follow this non-news triples bill with news:
Bankrupt Kerry Katona plans to ease her cash problems - by launching sunbed studios called Ka-Tan-As.
She will then launch Kerry Ka-toner, a printer ink shop, Kat-oner, a home for slightly used felines and Katatonic – a new kind of pick me up for the terminally upset.
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November 2nd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
…or maybe a go-karting facility… Kart-onas…?
…a play at the Old Vic… Kat-on-a Hot Tin Roof….?
…Katastrophe, more like….
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
It’s not true either then that she is standing for parliament as one of ‘Cameron’s Crackers’ in the forthcoming battle for hearts and minds next May.