Susan Boyle Watch: Sharon Osbourne Knows A Hairy Arsehole When She Sees One
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Pixie-voiced Sharon Osbourne, mother to singing button mushroom Kelly Osbourne and spoilt brat Jack Osbourne, wife to vibrating popstar Ozzy, is on the radio talking about Susan Boyle:
“I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse with a moustache. God bless her. It’s like, ‘You go girl’. She does look like a hairy arsehole.”
Is this something Sharon is expert in spotting?
“She’s a lovely lady, but she needs a Gillette razor. [God] gave her the talent. Yes he did. [And] he hit her with a f**king ugly stick.”
Whereas he hit Sharon with a scalpel, diet programme, a razor that can reach behind your ears…
As Sharon Osbourne said when Susan Boyle was billed as the cure to all the world’s ills and the death of cynicism:
“For someone like Susan, it’s once in a lifetime – the world falls in love with somebody. It’s unanimous. The world is in love with her.”
Funny way of showing it. Still:
“People would openly say, ‘You and Ozzy won’t last,’” she remembers. “They expected him to have a big-titted blonde trophy wife and he’d got me, a short, fat, hairy half-Jew. I had a lot to fight against.”
As did the surgeon…
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November 5th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Even before her makeover, Susan Boyle looked better than Sharon Osborne does in pic #8!
November 5th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
My, my, my, what have we here…a SOW looking for a new boar!
November 5th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Is that how people act at a White House Correspondent’s Dinner…grabbing their wife by the boobs in front of the public? Or are the Osbornes just groveling swine in dress-clothes?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
If Susan Boyle is a hairy arsehole, at least she is a natural one.
Sharon Osborne has wasted thousands on plastic surgery to look like a fanny - not
only that, she has a voice that sounds like she is on helium.
It is only because she is a freak, along with her family, that she has become a “celebrity” in these days when talent no longer counts.