Amy Winehouse To Star In New Patridge Family Show

AMY Winehouse’s metamorphosis into I’m A Celebrity’s Katie Price moves on as news reaches us that the singer wants more plastic surgery.

Yes, we know. This is the second Amy Winehouse story of the day but there is now more of her to cover. (Katie Price’s columns inches are correlated to the sixe of her Jordans.)

Having been cut up and sewn back together around the chest, Amy now wants to have her nose altered. Can it be that Amy has been looking at those London Zoo elephants with envy? “I’ll ‘ave me one ov dose noses,” says she. Bigger nostrils will make her envy of every Camden Town sniffer.

Of course, Amy is now cleaner than a newborn puppy’s conscience and is sworn off illegal drugs - although she seems partial to a dose of anaesthetic. Says the Mirror’s Dean Piper:

A close pal tells me she’s booked in to the London Clinic, where she had her boob job, for a nose job in January and she’s not listening to friends and family who are desperately trying to talk her out of it.

This is the hospital where Amy has set up “house”. A source tells us:

“Amy’s become totally obsessed with surgery since her boob. She wants her nose made smaller to fit with her small face as she hates the fact her nose is so big and she doesn’t like the shape.”

The bigger nose follows the bigger bust and news of the bigger bum – reports are that Amy wants bum implants. Put the lot together and it’s not Katie Price she’s turning into, it’s a partridge - with a novelty stuffing.

Who wants to carve?

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Posted: 22nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink