Christmas Turkey Assaults Woman
YOU know Christmas is coming when you read of the Dorchester man arrested for assault and battery with a frozen turkey.
Mark Woodward is alleged to have bashed his lover with the frozen bird. It is said he did this to prevent her from speaking to her mother on the phone for too long.
The Boston Police Department report says the frozen bird was thrown and hit the lover on her hip.
The victim was taken to Boston Medical Center. The turkey suffered damage to its wrapping. Mr Woodward is stuffed…
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November 23rd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Fowl play.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Perhaps it was a form of thanksgiving?