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Slimmer Of The Year: Five Steps To A Less Fat And Disgusting You

by | 5th, January 2010

WHAT better way to get you in shape for those scanners than seeing pictures of some people who used to be fatter. It’s the Rosemary Conley Diet and Fitness Magazine Slimmer of the Year Awards 2010, held at the Marriott County Hall hotel in central London. Time to shed those Christmas pounds and looks acceptable in decent society. With Anorak’s Diet Plan you too can lose weight. Here are Top Tips To A Less Disgusting You:

1. Nothing turns you off food faster than having a loved one die. If mum won’t die for you then remind her that it is her hips you are carrying about. The heartless bitch.

2. Become an organ donor. Do you need two eyes? Two kidneys? Two ears? Come on, more than one is just greedy. The average testicle doesn’t weight much, but it’s a start. Give to lose.

3. While waiting to

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