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Lindsay Lohan, Gwen Stafani And Simon Cowell In Fantasy ‘Internsive Care’

by | 7th, January 2010

lindsay-lohan-twitter BRIAN Reade wishes seriously ill health on Lindsay Lohan, Simon Cowell, Gwen Stefani and the greater “etc”.

Says the Mirror’s man with a heart of gold:

“Lindsay Lohan [illustrated by a photo of her in a swimsuit], Simon Cowell [no swimsuit], Gwen Stefani etc. all laying around St Barts over the festive period. What a shame it wasn’t the hospital’s intensive care unit instead of the island’s beach, eh?”

Because he wishes them to get well soon?

Elsewhere on Reade’s columns, he slams Jon Gaunt’s lovable Wootton Basset fan Anjem Choudary and his

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