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In Pictures: Google’s ‘Nexus One’ iPhone With Free Tiger Woods Umbrella App.

by | 7th, January 2010

8178485 ANORAK was in Paris to see a huge meeting between a BlackBerry, a Google phone Smart phone ‘Nexus One’ and an iPhone.

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The summit was a big deal in technological terms and after extensive studies we discovered:

• Nine out of ten iPhone users employ the phrase “I’m on the iPhone” when taking journeys on public transport

• Nexus One users are 54% more likely to flash their genitals at passing cars with cameras on top than Blackberry users

• Google phones always dial the right number. Thanks to Google’s patented “mundo domina” technology calling a wrong number and asking for “Steve”, say, results in the person you dialled having their name changed to Steve to suit you

• A new iPhone will include an app. that lets users search for their soul, using vectors linking race, religion, websites

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