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Myleene Klass In Knife Horror: Celebrity Gardens A Goer

by | 9th, January 2010

myleene-klass-feet MYLEENE Klass is stood at a window waving a knife. Is this a teaser for 10 Years Younger , the beauty and scalpel show presented by the ubiquitous Klass?

Who wants some? Who wants a new face?

The Sun says Klasss is using the knife to scare off yobs skulking in her garden at night ”.

You can tell that the Sun likes Klass because while the people in her garden are “skulking yobs”, Klass is a “mum”.

The mum of one was alone in her kitchen as toddler Ava, two, slept upstairs when she saw the trespassers trying to break into her garden shed and peering through her windows.

Call the BBC, quick. Klass has a garden shed. Get her to front a new gardening show pronto. And is Celebrity Sheds a goer?

Meanwhile, the Sun goes on, setting the scene:

Desperate to protect her daughter and her home, brave Myleene, 31 – whose fiance Graham Quinn was away on business – grabbed a kitchen knife and waved it, shouting: “I’m calling the police.”

(Note to self: Is Myleene available to front Get Off My Lawn, a new green vermin show? Contact agent)

So Myleene is under threat. She bravely waves a knife. She calls the Celebrity Police Force. And…

But when cops arrived they told her she could have got into trouble with the law – even though she was in her own HOME and the yobs were outside.


An insider tells us how scared Myleene was. It’s the talk of the prison

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