Anorak News | Hello! Introduces The ‘Real’ Prince William, In Photos

Hello! Introduces The ‘Real’ Prince William, In Photos

by | 16th, February 2010

6071-bIN this week’s Hello!, Prince William is wearing Wayne Newton’s hair. Can it be that the son of the celebrity Princess, Diana, has dyed his tresses? The front-page headline says that this is “THE REAL WILLIAM”.

It turns out that the Real William has jet black, thick hair and is not a bit like that William with the mousy sparseness.

On page 1 of the William special, Real Wills tells us:

“The diptych that I have created with Jeff is a reminder of the way in which all of us – whatever path our lives have taken – are ultimately neighbours and share a common bond.”

Wills is your neighbour. And if you can get past the security, the police, the maids, the massive spiked fence, and the dogs he’ll lend you a cup of sugar and his shampoo.

Wills in at the Rankin studio with Jeff. Jeff used to be homeless and “in despair”. Crisis helped him get his life together. Wills has done his bit by taking Jeff’s photo.

This is the “heart-throb” Prince at work for Crisis, the homelessness Charity. Wills has a home – lots of them. None are full of homeless people, what with the security, maids, butlers and so on.

Real Wills is “the People’s Prince”. He has the “unmistakable look of his mother”. No, he’s not wearing bikini and shopping. He’s stood having his photo taken. Wills is a “role model”.

For princes…

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