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Tiger Woods: Michelle Titleist Upstages Josyln James And The Pussy Cat (Pictures)

by | 20th, February 2010

TIGER Woods: the made-for-TV biopic in the can. Add some soft focus pictures of Tiger kissing wife Elin, sticking a ball in a hole, clutching a jug, the young Tiger with a dream to shag golf and a dose of M People and there’s your movie.

No word from alleged Woods’ woman Michelle Titleist , but Joslyn James , the refomed porn star in Cliff Richard’s old hair, is hanging her head at a press conference.( Woods’ women Photos ).

In the Forums , AGW writes:

“I felt I deserved to enjoy all the temptations. I was wrong”…Tiger Woods

SO was everyone else. You need to have shed-loads of money to able to run a string of eager taskmistresses, casual humps and willing porn stars to do their special thing with you.

This was the control freak show to end all freak shows. An invited audience (wife Elin stayed away) sat in a Florida golf clubhouse, arrayed at the feet of the master as he gave his 13 minute apology in a drilled performance which was the eerie double of a crematorium funeral.

Holly Sampson In Film

It was weird from the start as the dead man was helicoptered in then rose again to give his own penitent eulogy.

The anger still broke through at the point where Tiger Woods blamed the media for allegedly following his family and its speculation on the events surrounding his November car crash. It was nobody’s business but Elin and his. He almost snarled, the old Tiger’s eye burned bright for a second there.

On-heat

Wrong. It is everyone’s business, Tiger Woods gave up any right to privacy when he started to act like a feral dog chasing on-heat bitches. Woods was the one who placed his family in the firing line. He took the gamble his conduct could be held secret and enjoyed.
When wealth and fame became so oppressive he would refuse to sign autographs for children at the gates as he left courses, reportedly, threw temper tantrums and shagged himself to sleep with whatever was on offer, then he gave up the rights of the ordinary man he now craves.

Tiger Woods’ Women (alleged)

Josyln James (Tiger Woods)

One of the apologies was to his staff. For what? Were the tour running buddies arranging the women, the bedtime treats? Tiger wouldn’t have had the time. He was, after all, a superstar not in a firmament of his own making; Tiger Woods had his own constellation.

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