Man Offers Woman Sex For New Driveway, Husband Disappointed With Rejection
NORTH Carolina’s Billie Bobbie Harrison is arrested for allegedly offering to relay a woman’s driveway in exchange for sex. He is charged with one count of indecent exposure.
Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office puts it to the court that Harrison and an associate drove up to the home of a 55-year old Chesnee woman.
A conversation ensued in which the woman says Harrison exposed himself and said he’d asphalt her drive for sex. She declines.
Says Harrison:
“I never showed her myself. I don’t know why they arrested me.”
But the best line is with the woman’s husband who offers:
“I asked the deputy if he could give me five minutes alone with him before they hauled him away, but they wouldn’t let me.”
He must really want that new driveway…
Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
