Katie Price And Victoria Beckham Go For The Golden Balls At Elton John’s Oscars Do
KATIE Price took her English rose to the Elton John post-Oscars party. Unlike some Our Katie didn’t also make it to the Vanity Fair do, a happening do utterly devoid of fun that it could pass for a Peter Andre concert. Hey, steady on. Just a stupid, stupid joke to keep Katie on side. Peter’s concert was a triumph.(Pictures at foot of story.)
But like you we are a little disappointing that his dry humping has faded since his days with Katie. Maybe if sentimental Pete have scored a babysitter and Princess TenaLadyMe and Junior Peter – aka Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez - had not been there he’d have given it the full mop and bucket.
Over in LA, Katie was working the rug and showing her tan and felt tip face in the presence of Victoria Beckham. The meeting left everyone in the former colonies debating who was the Posher, if a table leg would make better President than a spoon and if Day-vid Beckham would look good dipped in gold and sat on a sideboard…