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The Midlands Prepares To Assassinate The Pope

by | 11th, March 2010

THE Pope is heading to the Midlands to Coventry and Birmingham and the local security bosses are ready for him to be shot or assassinated in some other way.

As reader Yampster writes : “They sound as if they are looking forward to it.”

The Sunday Mercury reports:

“Security bosses at Birmingham City Hospital have revealed they would deal with any assassination attempt because of their expertise in dealing with bullet injuries because of gang crime.”

Says Yampster:

It makes you feel proud. Note that the West Midland Police are not claiming any similar expertise in putting a stop to it.

I hope the Pope gives Cardinal

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