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British Airways 45 Minutes From Destroying Gordon Brown’s Parliament

by | 19th, March 2010

HAVING consulted with Gordon Brown’s holiday itinerary, Unite say their members workign as British Airways cabin crew are cleared to strike.

Mr Brown looked sombre and dark with foreboding as the strike plan was announced. He had earlier picked up a £1000 check for Unite for “campaign work” and  with it instructions to look dark and sombre.

Four days of what is sensibly called “industrial action” will commence on 27 March. Gordon’s son thought to be off school that day and Sarah Brown is plotting to bump into Naomi Campbell. So, we’re good to go.

Unite’s joint general secretary, Tony Woodley, said that BA “ultimately wants to go to war with this union”.

Richard Branson agreed and said that the sooner BA and Unite go to war the better things will be for everyone. BA has been hoarding weapons of mass destruction and if used as a missile, a plane could fly into the houses of Parliament inside 45 minutes.

Virgin is thought to be offering flights over the battle zone and large flutes of champers all round…

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