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Arab Diplomat Mohammaed al Modad Sparks Fire On Washington Plane

by | 8th, April 2010

TERROR in the skies! A man’s shoes are on fire on a Northwest Airlines flight from Washington’s Reagan airport to Denver. Over 160 people are onboard. The man is identified as Mohammaed al Modad. He is dark. He is smouldering. Two F-16 jets are scrambled.

Officials insisted Wednesday night it was still too early to tell whether the incident was an attempted act of terrorism or a giant misunderstanding.”

Rumours are that onboard the plane a Qatari diplomat has tried to set fire to his shoes.

The man is challenged. He “made a joke about it”.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s exploding hotpants. And now this! Richard Reid’s exploding shoes. And now this!

Mohammaed al Modad has been smoking in the toilets. To the salt mines with him!



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