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Scare Story: World Cup Fans Die In Sofa Rampage

by | 7th, June 2010

SCARE Story of The Day comes via the Daily Express, which tells readers that watching the World Cup will kill you. Probably.

“Football fever is sweeping the nation and medics are preparing for a rise in over excited football fans suffering heart attacks, strokes and other injuries.”

Aren’t media football lovers, too? (Cue Express report on all medics being immigrants.)

Better to watch the Daily Express telly shows, also know as Channel X, where the medics come in rubber dresses…



Posted: 7th, June 2010 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink