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In Pictures: North Korea Beat Portugal 0-8 As Kim Il Ronaldo Runs Riot

by | 21st, June 2010

WORLD CUP: TO the people of the DPRK we say hearty congratulations as the Portuguese anti-Japanese revolutionary martyrs score seven goals on the occasion of the 46th anniversary of General Secretary Kim Jong Il’s start of work at the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea. Let this be the start of ongoing and fruitful relations between Portugal and the DPRK for millennia. Tonight a parade by the National Council for the Promotion of the Reunification by Federal Pomade, the Solidarity for 5-4-1 and the People’s Solidarity for the Repeal of the “National Security Law”, aka Ronaldo’s cha-cha.

NOTE: teh e game ended 7-0 but Kim Jong-Il whas awarded the Porgue another goal for expressing full support for the just cause of the Korean people.



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