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Michael Jackson: Evil Non-Muslims Killed Jackson And His Shepherd’s Pie Dream

by | 24th, June 2010

MICHAEL Jackson is in the news. The hardest working corpse in showbiz’s mum, Katherine Jackson, says people wanted Jacko dead. And not just those people who take along their children to bang on the side of police vans carrying paedophiles to jail. Others. Says Katherine Jackson:

Michael Jackson 1980-1990

“He told me several times that he felt that people wanted him gone, wanted him dead. He would always say that. And for him to say that, he must have known something.”

Maybe. Now Jackson is dead – and he is dead? – such idle chat takes on a deeper meaning. But who wanted Jackson dead? And what did they stand to gain from his demise? Is there a lucrative career to be had with a dead Jackson?

La Toya Jackson is talking about Jackson’s children:

After Michael’s death Prince didn’t want to speak about it at all. We worried about him a lot. They all go to therapy and I truly hoped Prince, especially, would open up. And Blanket was a very sad, shy little boy. He cried all the time and it was so painful for him. But Paris did very well. She thinks and talks about her father all the time.

She must fit right in.

Michael Jackson 1990 -1999

Katherine Jackson is still speaking on the telly. And she has an idea as to who killed her son:

“It’s just some of the mean, evil, vicious people didn’t want him around for some reason. They’re greedy.”

Greedy implies they wanted his money. But Jackson’s money is controlled by the Jackson family.

Earlier this week music trade magazine Billboard reported that the royalties accumulated since the star’s death had earned the Jackson estate $1 billion (£677 million).

In an interview with GMTV, La Toya is talking. And she knows Jackson was murdered by people who wanted his “catalogue”.

“You must remember from the day that I found out that Michael was no longer with us, when my mother screamed ‘he’s dead’ on the phone, I just went into this, ‘Who did it?”‘

Thus, with no evidence presented that Jackson was murdered, the story is being kept alive by media exclusives and speculation.

Michael Jackson Pre-1980

Jermaine Jackson says that Jackson might have been saved from Katherine’s “evil” people had be converted to Islam. Says he:

“I felt that if Michael would have embraced Islam he would still be here today, and I say that for many reasons. Because when you are 100 per cent clear in your mind as to who you are and what you are and why you are and everybody around you, then things change in a way that’s better for you.”

And only Islam can do that?

Michael Jackson Tattoos

The good news is that the Jackson children are not “struck dumb”, as the Sun says. The family chef Kai Chase is also talking to the media – again:

“It was as if a hammer had smashed the sun in and everything turned black,”

Let’s not be under-dramatic, Kai. Tell us how it felt:

“All three children ran to me, crying hysterically. Prince was shouting, ‘Dad, Dad, what’s wrong with my dad?’ while Paris screamed, ‘Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,’ over and over.

“I clutched them to my chest and got them to hold hands with me in a circle. Then I said, ‘Pray with me, all pray with me,’ and we prayed aloud, asking God for a miracle.

“We said, ‘Dear God, keep Daddy safe, make this okay.’ But I knew – and I think they knew – that he was dead.”

You might expect the chef to make everyone a nice cup of tea. Kai worked at the Jackson home for four months.

“Those few months were so happy. Mr Jackson was an almost Willy Wonka-style father, with his crazy sense of fun.”

Willy Wonka didn’t have any children of his own. He had to audition for a child to leave his factory too. He even went to old London Town:

“Mr Jackson loved the UK – he told me he had a huge place in his heart for the country, the Queen, and the music there. He loved fish and chips and wanted the children to try shepherd’s pie. London was one of his favourite places on earth.”

So says the chef. Did she make them shepherd’s pie? It’s not that hard. Ok, it’s a bit harder than making chips, but with practice and decent trowel you can get quite good at smashing potatoes and smearing them atop mince lamb. While we await Kai’s recipe book, she goes on:

“The kids spent hours talking in Cockney accents and were competing for the best Cockney voice on the morning he died. Blanket kept saying, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to you,’ over and over – which is obviously Irish, but he didn’t seem to notice.”

Hours later, Jackson was dead. And an industry was born…

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Undated filer of American singer Michael Jackson in 1996 with Omer Bhatti. 20/11/03: Californian authorities have issued a warrant for his arrest on charges of molesting a child and asked the pop superstar to turn himself in and surrender his passport. The 45-year-old King of Pop was accused of multiple counts of lewd or lascivious acts with a child under 14.



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