KATIE Price is the literary tour de force in black body, brown legs and deep mahogany face plugging her new pop-up book Paradise (A tribute to Bedford’s number 1 venue for fans of erotic dancing – John Milton). Few pictures of Geoffrey Chaucer exist but it is know that he too favoured felt-tip eyebrows, hair that can be used to fish for sea trout and skin dye the Wife of Bath was unable to get off her U-bend no matter how much she scrubbed…
Posted: 29th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 29th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
She was in Kirkham today.
Living the dream eh?
July 29th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Nah, there’s only one and he’s in the World Union of Moderators (WUMs). Everyone goes into moderation while he has his official breaks.
Moderator – Ha! oh no I must rise above it and see where the spirits take me
July 29th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
you’re okay percy, I was in moderation as well. Guess they’re just a bit bored and having a stir……….
July 29th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Aw Percy lad…maybe bribe the mods? thats what we do
July 29th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
… in moderation…again….whats up mods?….do i need to produce a source to prove the point everytime I post?….o.k….have it your way..
http://www.accessinterviews.com/interviews/detail/katie-price/13209
July 29th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Can K.P. actually read… let alone write a book? Noticing her freaky forehead in the above pic…I seriously doubt it…..Katie either has botox for brains…or she is turning into a Klingon….or both…..
K.P. is life C&C…but not as we know it….
July 29th, 2010 at 11:27 am
Probably not the best idea.. Not enough air-brushing equipment in the world for that task!
The ghostie, Rebecca Farnworth, gets a proper mention this time however, not only does KP not write them she openly admits to not READING them either! Duh.
I blame the parents who are more than happy to let their daughters dress as above (have you ever seen one of her signings? Oh My) and aim no higher than being a page 3 girl and bagging a footballer.
Chill chill chill…..
July 29th, 2010 at 10:48 am
I was going to suggest C&C strut about in her basque and stilletoes, then I remembered she was my age, and the airbrushing involved oh my….
July 29th, 2010 at 10:42 am
I don’t want to be rude but doesn’t she get someone else to write the books for her. It’s just a thought C&C but perhaps you could erm maybe . Oh never mind, probably a bad idea anyway
July 29th, 2010 at 10:37 am
Probably on Amazons pre Xmas pressie list stocking fillers for pre-pubescents at a greatly reduced price and knocked down even further at all recycling bins early January when parents actually notice the contents……
July 29th, 2010 at 10:28 am
PS her ghost-written tome is at the top of the hardback chart, just in case you’re wondering at my anguish.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:27 am
aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh…………. (foot-stomping, teeth-gnashing, fist-banging)