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X Factor: Cheryl Cole Drops And Simon Cowell Opens His Mind In Video

by | 21st, August 2010

THE X Factor is back. That melange of syrups, spite and sycophancy is back on the telly. The newspapers trail the show with pictures of Cheryl Cole collapsed on her judging desk at Simon Cowell’s school for pop pap. The mojo has drained from her hair.

Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage (in photos)

She is as spent as glamour model after a Grosvenor House spit roast.

To promote the show the ITV mandarins have released images of the moment Cheryl fell ill with malaria. Those of you who thought the disease could not be an entertaining as, say, Tourette’s, are challenged. Ever observant of the human condition, Simon Cowell asks Cole: “Are you ill?” Cole battles on. Singers will be judged!

But what is going through Cowell’s mind as he sits and looks on?

Why, this is:

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)



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