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Heidi Montag Fears Falling Off Her Nose: Photos

by | 3rd, September 2010

HEIDI Montag does not want her nose to fall off.

She tells Life & Style:

“I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson!”

Michael Jackson fell off? The man who made a career out of leaning very far forwards never fell off. Did he?

She goes on:

“I can’t hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it’s in. I can’t get up close or kiss them.”

It’s not her face that’s stopping dogs getting close, it’s her gigantic Jordans and perfume.

The advice is for Heidi to keep her dogs sweet by letting her body fall away from her nose and allowing the dogs to have fun with a new chew toy…

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