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Katy Perry Helps Great Russell Brand Find God In Her Breasts

by | 4th, November 2010

KATY Perry marries Russell Brand. We predict that before long Brand will discover Jesus through his in-laws (Katy’s dad is a preacher). And Katy describes her husband as “a great man of God”.

Katy Cocktease then talks about herself in Harpers Bazaar:

“I’m a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people think ing. That’s what the stories in my music do.”

Stories like:

California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

And:

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it

Amen.

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