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Katie Waissel’s X Factor: A Detailed Look At Sheila Vogel-Coupe’s Mature Courtesans

by | 26th, November 2010

I AM astonished at the thousands of new readers who have stormed into Madame Arcati all because of my little post onSheila Vogel-Coupe. She’s in the Sun today , blissfully unashamed to be a practising prostitute at the age of 81. But I am appalled that her disrespectful  X Factor wannabe and Frodo lookalike granddaughter, Katie Waissel , was ‘vile and vicious’ towards her on the phone after singing  Help! last Saturday. Help? She can fuck off, dearie.

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Anyhow, all this talk of Sheila has drawn me to the  Mature Courtesans website where until recently she advertised her person. The madam of this establishment is one Helga who apparently has ‘gone away’ for now – and I must say Helga’s business is a tribute to the kind of fine manners we should expect in these times of Old Etonian governance, even if her grasp on grammar and syntax is not.

‘I only cater for gentlemen who prefer the delights of a mature companion,’ she announces candidly. Her ladies (aged 35+ up to their 80s) she calls ‘entertainers’ or ‘companions’. Gentlemen must be ‘clean and appetising’, the sort that might want to take a courtesan to Ascot. Clients are encouraged to bring ‘surprise gifts’: if they intend to cancel they’re invited to be a ‘considerate and well-bred gentleman’ and call

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