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Katie Price And Frankie Boyle Fight Over Sex With Harvey

by | 9th, December 2010

FRANKIE Boyle is not funny. He is Jerry Sadowitz lite, a by-the-book gag man trying to say the unsayable to an expectant crowd who feign shock and cackle as he does another paedo gag. Here’s his gag about a blind child have sex with Katie Price:

“I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter – she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from f***ing her…”

Katie Price, never one to miss chance to comment, steps in:

“Harvey Price is a little miracle. Every day he overcomes so many difficulties with the help of family and medical experts and has so many tiny battles to win due to his medical problems. If Mr Boyle had a 10th of his courage and decency he would know that to suggest, let alone think funny, that Harvey may sexually attack me is vile and deeply unfair.”

Fairer, we assume, would be for mum to have her vagina used as a foot muff on a video that ended up on the web, shag Gareth Gates and dry hump a couple of new dads on the telly.

Still, Frankie Boyle and Katie price are having a fight. Send weapons to the usual address…

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Model Jordan body painted as the Ice Maiden, poses for the media during a photocall in London's Covent Garden today December 6, 1998, where she launched the Swatch Christmas watch Sparkling Life, priced at 55. PA Photos.



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