ArseBandits Dating Site For Anal Sex Fans Is Not A Joke

ADDING to our growing list of specialist dating sites is Arse Bandits.com, the country’s leading and only dating website for fans of sodomy.

Controversially, gay men are excluded. This site is for straights with a “genuine passion” for what the Sunday Sport calls bum fun. .

The talks is of 3,000 members with 1,000 applications in 12 hours of launching. But the bios read like spoofs. Take “arse obsessed” Anthony Wirrel, a 35-year-old mechanic from Manchester, and “Anal Angie”, a mum-of-four. Add to that the fact that the member profile photos are visible, and thus risible.

Anorak wonders what happened to the art of the euphemism, and if Lookin’ for Love-In-All-The-Wrong-Places.com is worth the effort…?