Miss Arkansas’ Dummies Lose To Teresa Scanlan’s Wikileaks Spies
MISS Arkansas Alyse Eady came second in the Miss America pageant. But she should have won for operating not one but two dummies.
Teresa Scanlan, Miss Nebraska, played White Water Chopped Sticks on piano and spoke about Wikileaks:
“You know when it came to that situation, it was actually based on espionage, and when it comes to the security of our nation, we have to focus on security first and then people’s right to know, because it’s so important that everybody who’s in our borders is safe and so we can’t let things like that happen, and they must be handled properly.”
A million Tunisians might disagree…