Dentist Dresses Female Staff As Saucy Serving Wenches
AT Dr. Marie Catherine Klarkowski Munich dental surgery, the female staff have been kitted out in low-cut Dirndl dresses. The low cut cleavages and tight bodices will distract the patients from the drill hading towards their teeth.
Says Dr Klarkowski, 41, and dressed in the Drill Baby Drill Dress:
“The most important thing for us is to take away the patients’ fear. The sight of cleavages gets patients narcotised and distracted from the pain rather quickly. Some patients’ mouths are already wide open on entering the practice – and that is just what a dentist wants.”
It turns out that Munich is at the bleeding edge of dental distractions. Dr. Klarkowski leans over to explain:
“Competition doesn’t sleep – I know colleagues who have decorated their whole practice with Mickey Mouse and one even in Star Trek style.”
On a personal note, your writer’s dentist works in Spurs’ team room, it being his job to work on the mouths of Tottenham footballers. A tilt back in the chair reveals Dr Teeth snuggling up to the likes of Paul Gascoigne, Gary Lineker and Ledley King. It is utterly horrific.