Richard Keys Smashes It Nicely: Sky Sports’ Hairy Goalpost Speaks
RICHARD Keys has left his post at Sky Sports to spend more time with the women in his life. He’s been on TalkSport. The radio station let him speak. And Keys did not disappoint. He grabbed hold of the spade and dug and dug.
Keys ploughed on self-importantly – “With success comes envy” – and (you couldn’t write this shit) compared his plight to that of Alan Carr, Chatty Man. At this point the Dark Forces chuckled darkly. He even referred to himself in the third-person… READ MORE ON PIES