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Man Poos On Shop Floor When Clerk Refuses To Let Him Use Toilet

by | 27th, January 2011

A MAN who needed to go to the toilet while on a shopping trip responded to the store’s refusal to let him use their lavs but pooing on the floor. He then left, but not before leaving behind his dirty knickers and taking some sweets.

He is arrested. And at his trial, he complains that he feels unable to put his side of the story fully while a gallery filled with schoolchildren on a field trip looks on.

“I’m not going to participate in this damn farce,” he yells before storming out of the courtroom.

The case continues without him. He is sentenced to eight months in prison and ordered to pay compensation to the store.

Does that seem harsh? If you have to go – you have to go. Was his crime not to poo but to leave it behind? Anyhow, now he’s in jail, where the toilet is never far from the bed…



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