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Would You Put Victoria Beckham’s Poo On Your Face?

by | 27th, January 2011

VICTORIA  Beckham uses bird poo on her face. So says the Mail. Sticky Vicky does not stick chips on her head on the end of Brighton pier and wait for seagulls to swoop and poop, she gets a treatment at places like New York’s – get this – Shizuka Spa, or a – look away now, kidz – Geisha Facial at London’s Hari’s.

On the forums, the question is: Would you put bird poo on your face?

A diet of nothing but almonds is good. It smells good and the rough nature makes it a good facial scrub and exfoliant. A lady on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg told me it was good to eat too but I wasn’t paying good money for that.

Gillian McKeith is away…



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