Tiger Woods Sells Mattresses In India
Does Tiger dream of women and a man in Comfi-Slax who oversees all his doings, offering a running commentary, thick-voiced tribute, occasional whoops and screams of “In The Hole”? Does Tiger want to be caught on camera?
Or does Tiger have dead-eyed dreamless sleep, exhausted by rubber-insulated sex with rubber-inlaid women and the energy-sapping texting?
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