Iran Says Olympic Rings Are Jew Bagels: Threatens To Withdraw Both Athletes
THE London Olympics logo, the one that look like Lisa Simpson performing oral sex, spell ZION. Well, so say the Iranians, who have threatened to boycott the London Olympics unless the organisers replace the official logo.
If they don’t attend will any medal won be valid? At the Beijing Games of 2008, the Iranians scored two medals: a gold for taekwondo and a bronze for wrestling.
Unless cooking up conspiracy theories, fomenting genocide, Holocaust denial and hooting your own people in the face become Olympic Sports in time for next summer, Iran will not be missed.
The Iranian Students News Agency proclaims:
“As internet documents have proved, using the word Zion in the logo of the 2012 Olympic Games is a disgracing action and against the Olympics’ valuable mottos. There is no doubt that negligence of the issue from your side may affect the presence of some countries in the Games, especially Iran which abides by commitment to the values and principles.”
Curse those “internet documents” that uncover a dastardly plot to make the Olympics a tool of the Israelis. Those aren’t Olympic rings – those, dear Jew hater, are bagels.