Anorak | Horse Semen Is A Zizzy Drink In New Zealand

Horse Semen Is A Zizzy Drink In New Zealand

by | 2nd, March 2011

ANYONE who fancies a drink of stallion semen, and who doesn’t fancy another trip to a fetish farm in rural Germany, can head to New Zealand’s  Hokitika Wildfoods festival for a mouthful of racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake’s oats.

Says she:

“Horses are pure testosterone, you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself. You’ll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards.”

Anorak guesses (and despite the rumours, it is only a guess) that it will take longer than a week to remove the taste of horse zizz. (Jeremy Paxman

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