Horse Semen Is A Zizzy Drink In New Zealand
ANYONE who fancies a drink of stallion semen, and who doesn’t fancy another trip to a fetish farm in rural Germany, can head to New Zealand’s Hokitika Wildfoods festival for a mouthful of racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake’s oats.
“Horses are pure testosterone, you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself. You’ll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards.”
Anorak guesses (and despite the rumours, it is only a guess) that it will take longer than a week to remove the taste of horse zizz. (Jeremy Paxman fanciers can write in and tell us.)
But the jizz with zizz comes in a few flavours: natural, cherry, liquorice and banoffee pie.
A Mr Kerslake, who oversees the horse spunk stall:
“Think of it like a milkshake… we’re getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use.”
“…there’s a lot of nutters over here game for anything you know.”
The stables are that way…