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Mel B Show Off Her Pregnancy Bump To A Thrilled Victoria Beckham

by | 22nd, March 2011

POOR old Mel B. There is the former spice Girl announcing her pregnancy to the word via the front page of Hello! and the editors decide that to make the magazine sellable she needs to share the cover with an equally large shot of Victoria Beckham.

Inside the mag, and a few pages after sources have told us that Sticky Vicky is delighted to be pregnant, we meet Melanie Brown and Stephen Belafonte. We also see Mel’s previously born children, Angel and Phoenix, both seemingly named after cartoon characters from 1980s children’s telly.

To prove that Mel is with child and not just retaining water, she and Stephen place their hands on her tum-tum.

Mel is then stood in room bedecked with lots of photos of Mel.

Stephen then dresses in a white suit. Fears are that he is about to explain how the sperm enters the eggy-weggy. But instead he offers Mel a champagne flute. Hello! publishes three photos of the serving suggestion, showing Stephen and his glass approaching Mel from the left, the right and the front. Chuck in a roaring fire and you’ve got an advertorial for a chain of budget hotels.

Meanwhile, Her Poshness is said to be “thrilled about the royal wedding”…



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