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Will Palmer Is Lawyer Of The Years: ‘My Client Is An Idiot’

by | 29th, March 2011

TO Bristol Magistrates’ Court, where James McInerney, 18, is in the dock on account of his behaviour at Quigley’s takeaway in Bristol. The lawyers are speaking:

Jeremy Oliver, prosecuting:

“David Davies, Danielle Upton and Richard Martin had been out in Park Street and decided to go and get some food. The defendant appeared wearing just fishnet stockings and a T-shirt and carrying a handbag. When he was challenged about the way he was exposing himself he started shouting and being threatening. He said he would ‘stab them up’ and told Mr Davies to put ‘your dog on a leash’ – referring to Miss Upton.

Will Palmer, defending:

“My client is an idiot.”

Mr Palmer is Anorak’s Lawyer Of The Year.

McInerney is fined £100, must pay a £15 victim surcharge and ordered to pay £85 costs.



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