Testicles Photographer Hits Codpiece Man In Barnes & Noble Car Park
The second man says the testicle photographer lashed out in the parking lot of Barnes & Noble in Jensen Beach. He says he was punched in the face.
The police report is thus:
“(The testicle photographer) told (the codpiece commenter) that he felt he had been made fun of when (the codpiece commenter) interjected with a comment concerning codpiece’ while overhearing a conversation between (the testicle photographer) and another male concerning (the testicle photographer’s) penchant for taking pictures of testicles.
“Since (the codpiece commenter) has not seen the testicular pictures it is not known the species or age of the testicles in (the testicle photographer’s) pictures.”
Such are the facts…